Laplace Jiu-jitsu Master
written by: Jak Locke
written by: Jak Locke
from Banjo: Number 3 (2023 December 30) (0:59)
Did you hear about the Laplace jiu-jitsu master?
Some called him "Hot Brown", but that's another story entirely
He was the champion of Kenner's parking lot tournaments
Kenner, of course, being the Eastbank's Westbank
It was a hard nod life for "Hot Brown"
Until that fateful day he saw the flyer on the telephone pole
He texted the number and was told to meet at a warehouse
When he did that night, it was a very different thing he found indeed
Oh wait. This isn't the story of the Laplace jiu-jitsu master "Hot Brown"
It's the story of a guy with no critical thinking skills
Who ended his evening with a lot of foreign objects in his rectum
But also a level of internet fame that most of you would die to have
Sorry, I always get those mixed up.
Some called him "Hot Brown", but that's another story entirely
He was the champion of Kenner's parking lot tournaments
Kenner, of course, being the Eastbank's Westbank
It was a hard nod life for "Hot Brown"
Until that fateful day he saw the flyer on the telephone pole
He texted the number and was told to meet at a warehouse
When he did that night, it was a very different thing he found indeed
Oh wait. This isn't the story of the Laplace jiu-jitsu master "Hot Brown"
It's the story of a guy with no critical thinking skills
Who ended his evening with a lot of foreign objects in his rectum
But also a level of internet fame that most of you would die to have
Sorry, I always get those mixed up.
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