Plastic Bag Rag
written by: Jak Locke

version 2:
from Mood Swing Era (June 9th 2010) (2:34)
Yeah!
I'm going to work at the dollar store
I'm going to work at the dollar store
I'm going to work at the dollar store
I'm going to work at the dollar store, whoo!

Tonight I'm gonna be sweeping up and doing item recovery
Tonight I'm gonna be sweeping up and doing item recovery
Tonight I'm gonna be sweeping up and doing item recovery
Who needs a weekend anyway?

My boss is gonna tell me I'm a bad worker
My boss is gonna tell me I'm a bad worker
She's gonna tell me everybody's complaining
While my assistant hides in the break room again

The worst of mankind is easy to find
From behind battlefields and cash registers

Yeah I'm going to work at the dollar store in less than an hour
I'm going to work at the dollar store in less than an hour
I'm going to work at the dollar store in less than an hour
I'm going to work at the dollar store in less than an hour

Don't you wish you were me

version 1:
from A Sleeping Afternoon (July 19th 2001) (2:42)
I'm goin to work at the dollar store
I'm goin to work at the dollar store
I'm goin to work at the dollar store
I'm goin to work at the dollar store

Will that be a small bag or a large one
Will that be a small bag or a large one
Will that be a small bag or a large one
Will that be a small bag or a large one

I'm sweepin up and doin recovery
Tonight I'm gonna be sweepin up and doin recovery
Tonight I'm gonna be sweepin up and doin recovery

Yeah I'm goin to work at the Dollar Tree in less than an hour
I'm goin to work at the dollar store in less than an hour
I'm goin to work at the dollar store in less than an hour
Less than an hour

earliest live performance: August 9th 2001