written by: Jak Locke

from Heavy Root (December 20th 1999) (2:39)
The garbageman's a woman, she don't like me none at all
Here she comes right now, let's watch all my garbage fall
Scattered all over my yard, threw my can against the wall

I don't get no visitors, no one can stand my air
Can't even see my kitchen, it's becoming hard to bear
Eight weeks of backed up garbage, it's got to go somewhere

I done tried everything from cherry bombs to valentines
Sweet talk, threats and begging, she's still mean to me all the time
If she'd just take my garbage my life would be just fine

never performed live