That Guy
written by: Jak Locke

from 200 Proof: Oh, Way To Go (May 2nd 2001) (4:22)
Watch me, oh yeah
Junkies of the nightlife, cocaine habit midwife
Cut me with a butter knife it feels so good
Whip me chain me down right just like Friday night
My place in the red light, the red light zone

Don’t call me cuz I’m gone, got my leisure suit on
Got a list of girls that I’ll be takin home
Ladies scopin my scene in the limousine
Roll the drivers window and go all night long
Yeah, bringing it down a notch, yeah, you know what I’m talking about

It don’t matter if I put my hand on your thigh
Sit up on my lap and tell me what’s your name
I am the lovemaster, lay you down like plaster
Bang like a disaster in the city streets

My sweet seductive mistress I never seen you like this
Let’s go down the hall and meet some friends of mine
Well that’s not the direction of my record collection
If you wanna be like that, I got more just like you
Oh yeah, feels so good
Oh yeah, feels so good, yeah

version 1:
from Velvet Coma (February 27th 2001) (3:34)
Watch me
Junkies of the nightlife, cocaine habit midwife
Cut me with a butter knife it feels so good
Whip me chain me down right just like Friday night
My place in the red light, the red light zone

Don’t call me cuz I’m gone, got my leisure suit on
Got a list of girls that I’ll be takin home
Ladies scopin my scene in the limousine
Roll the drivers window and go all night long
Bring it down a notch, know what I'm talkin about

It don’t matter if I put my hand on your thigh
Sit up on my lap and tell me what’s your name
I am the lovemaster, lay you down like plaster
Bang like a disaster in the city streets

My sweet seductive mistress I never seen you like this
Let’s go down the hall and meet some friends of mine
Well that’s not the direction of my "record collection"
If you wanna be like that, I got more just like you

version 2:
never performed live